
Showing posts with label mommy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mommy. Show all posts
Friday, May 15, 2009
FFF - Bloopers
It's been awhile since I have posted a Favorite Foto Friday. This week Sarah chose the theme bloopers. I don't know if the picture below is actually a "blooper" but it is one I find amusing. I titled it, "Johanna has a ways to go before she grows into Mommy's shoes or other items."

Saturday, April 5, 2008
Living in a Daycare
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Johanna was TAGGED!!
Johanna was tagged by three blog buddies.
She has to tell 10 things about herself and our daycare friends are going to help.
1. My birth name is Ana Lucia but Mommy is changing my name to Johanna Faith Lucia.
2. I have 2 bottom teeth and am getting 2 on top. I am not fussy about them at all.
3. I wet through my p.j.'s every night unless Mommy changes me by 3:00 a.m. or so.
4. I am going to my first concert next Tuesday night. It is Desperation Band. They are from New Life Church in Colorado Springs. My mommy loves their song "Counting on God."
5. I HATE baby food and baby cereal. Mommy sneaks it in "real" food so I can get the vitamins I need.
6. I love men because I was really close to my foster father. My Grandma says Mommy needs to find me a "Papa" but Mommy says "No way."
7. I have a pink bedroom, pink stroller, pink highchair and pink car seat. My mommy must like pink.
8. I can sort of roll over but still have a lot of trouble. I'll work on it.
9. I pulled up to my knees yesterday. Mommy did get a picture of my miraculous feat.
10. I sleep all night and have from the first night Mommy had me. Mommy doesn't sleep all night though.
She has to tell 10 things about herself and our daycare friends are going to help.
1. My birth name is Ana Lucia but Mommy is changing my name to Johanna Faith Lucia.
2. I have 2 bottom teeth and am getting 2 on top. I am not fussy about them at all.
3. I wet through my p.j.'s every night unless Mommy changes me by 3:00 a.m. or so.
4. I am going to my first concert next Tuesday night. It is Desperation Band. They are from New Life Church in Colorado Springs. My mommy loves their song "Counting on God."
5. I HATE baby food and baby cereal. Mommy sneaks it in "real" food so I can get the vitamins I need.
6. I love men because I was really close to my foster father. My Grandma says Mommy needs to find me a "Papa" but Mommy says "No way."
7. I have a pink bedroom, pink stroller, pink highchair and pink car seat. My mommy must like pink.
8. I can sort of roll over but still have a lot of trouble. I'll work on it.
9. I pulled up to my knees yesterday. Mommy did get a picture of my miraculous feat.
10. I sleep all night and have from the first night Mommy had me. Mommy doesn't sleep all night though.
Friday, March 28, 2008
What you have been waiting for!!!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Last Birthday Away
Today Johanna Faith is 8 months old. This is her last monthly birthday away from home and me.
Happy 8 months my sweet baby girl. I love you so much and I am finally coming to get you. Grandma and I will see you tomorrow. I am praying you have a smooth transition. I know you will miss your foster family and they will miss you too. I will love you with all I am and be the best mother you could ever have.
See you tomorrow,
Mommy
Happy 8 months my sweet baby girl. I love you so much and I am finally coming to get you. Grandma and I will see you tomorrow. I am praying you have a smooth transition. I know you will miss your foster family and they will miss you too. I will love you with all I am and be the best mother you could ever have.
See you tomorrow,
Mommy
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Six Months Today
Today my baby girl is 6 months old!! As I was laying in bed this morning thinking about her I wanted so bad to hold her in my arms and hug her. This process is starting to get long.
Johanna,
I love you so very much! I hope you are healthy and happy. I pray for you constantly and can hardly wait to have you home with me. Have a good day Baby Girl.
Mommy
Johanna,
I love you so very much! I hope you are healthy and happy. I pray for you constantly and can hardly wait to have you home with me. Have a good day Baby Girl.
Mommy
Friday, December 14, 2007
The Job I Applied For
POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to w ork variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5 . Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, and an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that
college will help them become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy
it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to w ork variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5 . Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, and an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that
college will help them become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy
it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
One Month Old
Sunday, June 17, 2007
In My Escape Window
Yesterday there was a baby blue jay in the front yard. Mommy was up in the tree keeping a good eye on him. Today my niece's found three of them in the basement escape window. We put a bowl of bird seed in there and scared them almost to death. I did remove the well-cover. It is great because I can see them from inside so well. I hope they make it. Mommy is still up in the tree and has been in the well at least once, that we know of.
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